"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
"my songs are aware of what you did with the lights off" by
OMG taco bell just called me bae!? is this a dream?!
Bae just commented and liked my instagram pic you can say we’re in a serious relationship.
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
America is some fucked up dystopian shit honestly like how are y’all even surviving? Paying for healthcare? $60,000 on tuition? Black people getting shot in Wal-Marts? White men shooting up elementary schools? That’s terrifying I’m worried about all of you
No really. We need help.
Once in high school my friend kicked her leg up and her shoe flew off and smashed into the ceiling with this huge BANG and the teacher whirled around and yelled “WHO DID THAT?” and my friend just stared at her as the ceiling tile fell and shattered on the floor between them and the shoe thumped down on top of it and my friend just went “that’s not my shoe” while standing there with one shoe on
I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all
why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo