me introducing myself on the first day of school:




I’m just saying -

Theoretically, since there seems to be no life form on Mars right now, and we have sent robots to transmit information to us, that implies that 100% of Mars’ current population consists out of robots.

We have a planet in our universe that’s solely inhabited by robots. Mars is a robot planet.

well ur not wrong


Does anyone have that really odd feeling when you’re alone in your bedroom laying down listening to sad ass music and you just realized how bored you are with life and you want to go on adventures and live and feel free but you just want to fucking die because you don’t see a point anymore and it’s not like you’re sobbing and you’re extremely sad, it’s more of a numb feeling and you simply just want to die idk that’s how I feel these days and yeah


Spare a thought for all the tall girls who are insecure about being tall because most people say they prefer shorter girls

  • teacher: you cant bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if youre an amateur
  • bruh my phone is always in my damn hand if u think im ignoring you i am


    things i’m okay with: white male protagonists

    things i’m not okay with: literally every protagonist being a white male protagonist

  • me before Frozen came out: GIVE ME MORE FROZEN
  • me after Frozen came out: TOO MUCH FROZEN
  • retiredjesus:

    person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

    me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen



    when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON

    No they don’t. Where would they learn that? Not in school.


    it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

  • Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
  • Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
  • Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods